What’s Going On in the 2019 NBA Finals?

The NBA Finals are here, and you understand what that indicates: It’s time once again for you to crib a pitiful smattering of hoops understanding from this very half-assed blog site and bring it forth to the sports bar like the torch that lights your path. SEE: nba finals live

This year’s finalists are the Golden State Warriors and the Toronto Raptors, making this the very first Finals because 2014 that has featured any mix of challengers other than the Warriors and the Cleveland Cavaliers. It’s also the very first time the Finals have not involved LeBron James since 2010. I can’t even remember 2010. For the sake of my emotional and mental well-being, I have purged everything prior to Nov. 9, 2016 from my memory. It’s too painful to remember that old world!

Anyway, the good news is, the Raptors having actually made it out of the East– in mix with a remaining calf injury to a particular very lanky cheesebutt we will get to in a moment– provides these Finals something the NBA’s champion round hasn’t had in a minimum of a couple of years: sufficient novelty to prop up what’s probably simply a sad impression of uncertainty concerning the outcome! It’s nice. The problem is, I couldn’t produce this blog site by just taking a few fast find-and-replace jaunts through in 2015’s edition.

Toronto Raptors

Holy smokes! If the Raptors making their way out of the East playoffs isn’t quite the upset of all upsets (they were the second seed, after all), it seems like it, even if of how they got here. There’s more to that than the definitely fucking outrageous series-winning buzzer-beater in Game 7 versus the Philadelphia 76ers and the 0-2 hole they removed of versus the Milwaukee Bucks, the league’s best team by far throughout the routine season and the first 2 rounds of the playoffs. There’s also the weird uncertainty of Kawhi Leonard’s circumstance, which has actually burbled in the background all season and continues to make this whole thing– a group making a Finals work on the shoulders of historical play by what effectively may be an one-year rental gamer in the area versus his will– appear vaguely impossible. And after that there’s the team’s years-long history of ignominious postseason failures; if the Raptors themselves did not experience that as luggage they brought with them to these playoffs, that in itself is a pretty amazing accomplishment.

In any case, here they are, in the Finals, for the very first time in their history. They strangled Orlando, Philadelphia, and Milwaukee to death with difficult, wise, versatile, disciplined defense, and have cobbled together enough offense from some occasionally gun-shy teammates to stand Leonard’s blank-eyed hero-ball. It’s a reliable formula for playoff success: defense, and a superstar who can go get pails. If it’s sufficient to get them past the frickin’ Golden State Warriors, my brains will spray out of my nose like so much misdirected soda.

Who are their guys?
Shit, I believe I provided this one away. Kawhi Leonard is their guy. No player has actually been as great in these playoffs. In fact, no gamer not called LeBron James has actually been as excellent in any playoffs in quite some time.

Should I root for the Raptors?
Just if you can stomach the idea of the champion of the NBA being taken by an unclean foreign power, you traitorous sonofabitch!!!!!!!!!! ( Yes.).